I just pooped in the urinal, toilet got clogged
I just robbed the 7-11 off their hot dogs (ugh)
I just cooked a batch of crack in the crock pot (ooh)
Jerked off back to back, I'm still not soft
Slimy (hey), better word to describe me is grimy (ayy)
I just had sex with a British girl, she sayin', "Blimey!"
"I remember you from sixth grade" Wait, how'd you find me?
"I remember you pooped your pants in middle school" Don't remind me!
Okay, hit your grandma with this wood, (oof!) Minecraft
She's gonna suck the diamonds out my mine shaft
When JFK was the president, she had a fine ass (damn!)