Shit pint ennit?

Yeah yeah waddid you get mate?

F**n peroni

Ahh F**n peroni mate, you know never get a peroni from the tap mate its always gotta come from the bottle

Yeah you're right

Yeah cant trust it these days

Nah mate

My pints an absolute rotta

Wadyou get?

Ohhh I gotta, F**n, I got a pint o guinness mate

Oh no

Yeah yeah they dont do it like they do in ireland though

Has it come in a wine glass has it?

Yeah its come in a F**n wine glass I told him

Youre takin the bloody p**s mate

He walked over the little knobhead with his fluffy hair, he walked over n he said listen mate

Heres ya pint of guinness I said

F**k me what are ya playin at here ey? What sort of criminal organisation is this that you put guinness in a wine glass?

Exactly that mate you shoulda shot him dead

I almost did, I was reachin for the glock in me back pock and I F**n went ahhh

Never mind not today leave it out

But I tell you what though mate

This booza is just full of bloody wankers

Ohhh mate

Yeah everyone here is just a f**g w**r mate

F**k

So many wankers in this booza

F**k if I had a pub I tell you what thered be no w**r allowed mate im telling you that much

Dead f**g right pal

None

Oo right, lemme tell ya

I was up the tool station the other day n I was tryina buy some tools

Nah I was tryina buy a tool box yeah?