This bloke right, he comes over to me and he says

Hey pal, u looking for a bit of trouble?

I say, mate, you've got coliflouwa hangin out your nose son

Lemme get it for ya

Anyway, to his disgust

I pulled a giant f**g slab of coliflawa out this c**t's nose

And wacked it straight in his open palm

I saw the fury build in th f**s eyes

Right before he took one almighty swing at me

Well, this was the end of the line for this no-good piece of shit

I prompptly slung the c**t over me shoulda

And carries that no-good twat outside to the staircase

I thrusted a pink n blue polkadot tie round his neck

And snapped his stupid foot n shoved it between the railings

I thundercunted myself off the staircase

Strangling the ugly c**t to his ugly demise

Thats right folks

Thats why

You dont mess with the grundog

Nahh you ent nahh you ent

Other bloody day right?

I'm walkin outa wickes

No I'm not

I forgot

I got the wrong day!

I was stood at the kebab van right?