This is not the role that I auditioned for

Please tell me who's in charge and I'll give them what for

I wanna wear the wardrobe that you gave to me

And how come I don't have a line to read

I want to be the one that all the fans adore

Don't want to be the one that simply holds the door

But if all I get insteads a cameo

Then I'll do my best to steal the show

If I'm not the hero if I'm not the lead

If I'm not Deniro then I'll be