All my favorite songs are slow and sad

All my favorite songs are sad

All my favorite people make me mad

So mad so mad

Everything that feels so good is bad bad bad

All my favorite songs are slow and sad

I don't know what's wrong with me

Ooh ooh ooh

I don't know what's wrong with me

Ooh ooh ooh

I love parties but I don't go

Then I feel bad when I stay home

'Cause I need a friend when I take a walk

I like spacin' out when somebody talks

I wanna be rich but I feel guilty