Okay, um, we're moving right along here, um

Hello, patient 24602

I'm sorry, hello

How are you feeling?

Um, not great

Has the treatment been working?

Uh, I don't think so, no

What are your remaining symptoms?

I just, I, I internalize my feelings a lot

I have trouble articulating how I'm feeling to other people, I feel like I just, I'm

So basically, you're still a little b**h

Yes, very mature of you, disembodied voice way up there

I was just joking, n**a

Alright, you're not as safe in Wisconsin as you might think with that shit

I'm not human, I can say whatever I want

Alright, just, just get to the point, what's wrong with me? Please, please

Your emotions and logic are at war

Okay

Your creativity and analysis are at war

And most simply, your left and right brain are at war

My left and my-

To fix the problem, we must separate them from each other

Sep-

Splitting your neurological functions in five, four, three, two, one

Well, we book an appointment or something?

You don't just start counting down to major medical procedures

This may hurt a bit

I don't know what it is

Zero

Just tell me what you're

Isolation complete

This is Bo's Left Brain

Objective, logical, cold, analytical

Aware of patterns, aware of trends

He's efficient, and a prick

This is Bo's Right Brain

Subjective, creative, sensory

Aware of feelings, aware of people

He's emotional, and an idiot

That's your opinion, just, careful with opinions

Okay boys, play nice

I am the Left Brain, I am the Left Brain

I work really hard until my inevitable death brain

You got a job to do, you better do it right

In the right way with the Left Brain's might

I like Oreos and p**y, yes

In that order

And I cried for at least an hour after watching Toy Story 3, Woody

I am the Right Brain